Poopy revenge: A man said he threw a bag of dog poop at another man because he came at him aggressively on the street. Police said the men’s dogs got into a fight, causing the men to argue. Police said the aggressor recorded the interaction, and they believe the victim tossed the poop in self defense.
Howling at the moon: A man was taken to jail at 2 a.m. Aug. 5 for “yelling and screaming in the road at the top of his lungs.” The 41-year-old was arrested for public intoxication.
Stealing from a tween: Someone stole a lawnmower that a 12-year-old was using to make some cash. The $140 push mower was in the boy’s yard for 30 minutes Aug. 5 between 2:20 and 2:50 p.m. when it went missing.
Porch party: At 10:35 p.m. Aug. 5 a resident on Rancher Street called police because of “drunk men being super loud.” When officers arrived they found a man passed out on a porch, with a cellphone playing music in one hand and a can of PBR in the other hand. There was also marijuana in plain view on the porch, reports stated. The 19-year-old man was very drunk but owned up to the beer and the weed after they woke him up. The Alabama teen was cited for possession of a controlled substance and minor under the influence.
Tuesday booze day: At 10:30 p.m. Aug. 6 witnesses saw a man fumbling with a car’s door handles and thought he was trying to steal it. Turns out it was his car, but the 21-year-old was too drunk to find his keys. The Jackson man would not cooperate with police and resisted when they arrested him for public intoxication. His breath test registered a .361%.
Urination station: A drunk man was caught peeing in a trash can on East Broadway at 3 a.m. Thursday. The 36-year-old from California was booked for being a pedestrian under the influence.
Tough guy: A man with three active warrants was approached by an officer at a gas station and started to fight when officers tried to detain him. The 56-year-old was arrested on the warrants and charged with interference for not cooperating.
Is the dog OK?: A drunk man was driving to camp up Curtis Canyon when he ran off the switchback and rolled his truck. The 26-year-old refused medical treatment. He was mostly uninjured but arrested for DUI.
Feisty drunk: A man who was too drunk to walk was kicked out of the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar just before 1 a.m. Saturday and was promptly stopped by police because he was falling over in the street. The man tried to blend in with a group of people outside the bar to avoid the cops and when they approached him he resisted and kicked the arresting officer. The 29-year-old Jackson man was arrested for interference and pedestrian under the influence.